ABSOLUTELY KNOT A DRILL
We're back and better than ever!
All In. No Excuses.
Pack your bags and get ready for Absolutely Knot Round Two. Four days packed with curated stand up sets, live podcast recordings, theme nights, dance parties, karaoke, and more! Absolutely Knot your average cruise experience. We have more in store. Stay tuned and join the presale to secure your spot!
Meet the Talent Onboard
We did not come to play. Please welcome to the boat Jackie Schimmel, Danae Hays, Raymond Padilla, Joe Dombrowski, Andrew Collin, Logan Crosby, and more!
The Ultimate Souvenir
You’ve got options! Be one of the first 550 cabins to book on Absolutely Knot and choose between a photo with Heather McMahan OR early access to Heather’s soundcheck for Show 2 with 20 minute Q&A. This offer is first come, first serve.
Big Jewel Energy
Norwegian Jewel has everything you need to make this cruise vacation top‑tier. You’ve got TWO POOLS, bars at nearly every turn, and plenty of delicious dining options. And if you’re feeling a little lucky? Meet Jeff in the Casino! Need time to rest + relax? You may just see Robin in the Thermal Spa!
The Perfect Day
Nothing's standing in your way! Enjoy white‑sand beaches, turquoise waters, and a private‑island escape made just for you. Make a splash in our brand‑new pool and waterpark, soak up the sunshine, and let yourself discover how unforgettable life can be one blissful moment at a time.
Relive the Memories
Sailed with us in 2025? You can download all the photos taken by Sixthman Photographers from the first Absolutely Knot Cruise for free! New to the party? Get a glimpse of the magic by browsing our photo gallery from last year!
