Here's What To Expect
We are back and better than ever for year TWO of Heather McMahan’s Absolutely Knot Cruise! This legendary party sets sail from Miami to Great Stirrup Cay, Bahamas aboard Norwegian Jewel May 2-6, 2027. Expect the unhinged, expect the fabulous, expect even more fun! Oh, and did we mention... TWO POOLS!?
This ship will be packed with shows from your favorite performers, one-of-a-kind curated experiences, and yes, PLENTY of white wine to fuel the amazing times ahead! Don’t miss out on this opportunity to reconnect over the magic of Absolutely Knot at Sea.
Absolutely Not Podcast - LIVE!
Heather is back for another Live recording of her Absolutely Knot podcast! Grab a drink at the bar and prepare yourself for a hilariously candid experience where nothing is off-limits!
Heather McMahan Standup Shows
And now... the reason we’re all here. Each guest will receive a ticket to see Heather perform her live Comedy show in our intimate Stardust Theater! Additional ticketing information can be found here!
Millenium Mixtape Lip Sync Battle
Hit Us Baby, One More Time!
Calling all my Genie's in a Bottle - your favorite competition is BACK; as in Backstreet's Back 😉! Whether it's Britney vs. Christina or Backstreet Boys vs. NYSNYC, we want this stage fired up like it's 98°.
Sign-ups will be held closer to sailing - stay tuned!
Manifestation Station
Get ready to manifest the life of your DREAMS, baby! We’re back with a bigger and better setup to create your vision boards - more supplies, insane amounts of magazines, and a larger space to let your creativity soar! Grab your pals and let the immaculate manifesting energy COMMENCE.
Float & Flow with Nicci Smith
Yoga
Nicci Smith is back on the boat to help us hit refresh and prepare our bodies for all of the onboard fun to come! Nicci is a fitness instructor from South Carolina, but known worldwide as the Tanner's Mom on Love on the Spectrum.
Bingo
Take a break from the sunshine and join us in the beautiful Stardust Theater for a classic game of Bingo! With a new surprise Host each day, be sure to grab your cards early and get ready for a chance to win awesome prizes.
Flip Ya Tits: The Sequel
It’s go-time…chug fast, and flip faster! Rally your crew and lock in because this competition is bound to be one you won’t want to miss. Cups flying, friends crying (tears of laughter), and your camera roll filling up with moments that will live rent-free in the group chat forever!
Drag Brunch
Drag Brunch? Shanté, you stay! What better way to kick off your day than by dining & dishing with your pals while watching fierce performances from iconic Queens? Oh, right, there isn't one.
Tickets will be available for purchase closer to sailing - stay tuned on how to reserve your spot!
Karaoke with Your Krew
Ready to lose your voice belting out “You Oughta Know” one more time? We thought so. Time to congregate and celebrate at your favorite late-night spot where the drinks are flowing and the spotlight is glowing. Plus, you never know who might stop by to catch your performance…
Hot Girl Walk
Grab your fridge cigarette (or real one) and meet us up on the Sports Court for a gab sesh with the gals as we take an extremely chill (but slay) walk around Deck 13. Catch up on the tea from the night prior and make new friends as we bask in the sunshine, breathe in the salty sea breeze, and gaze upon those sparkling Caribbean waters.
Participants will be selected via random lottery closer to sailing - stay tuned!
Salty Locks
Glam, glitter, and gorgeous braids are back on board! Get ready to be primped and pampered as our fabulous gals at Salty Locks style your hair to slay the day away during your stay!
Mahjong
You heard us! We're bringing Mahjong to the open seas - more details to come...👀
The Return of BAHAMA THOTIANA'S
Sunday, May 2
Y'all already know what time it is. Break out your best Bahamas beach glam and get ready to BUST DOWN, Thotiana!
YACHT2K
Monday, May 3
We're throwin' it back to everyone's favorite decade: 2000's. Millennials, UNITE! Grab your butterfly clips, cutest chokers, and dress to impress in your best 00s fits. Then get ready to Drop It Like It's Hot at our Millennium White Out Party in the evening!
Stirrup Some Trouble
Tuesday, May 4
Let’s go, girls! Today, all of you naughty yachties are disembarking in Great Stirrup Cay! Whether you're dazzling in denim & diamonds or channeling your inner pirate searching for hidden treasure on the high seas, grab your suits & boots and head to the beach.
La Dolce Vita
Wednesday, May 5
Good thing y'all have your passports...'cause the Coast is calling. The Italian Coast, that is. We'll be living the sweet life and throwing it back to Heather's iconic Italian holidays! The Aperol Spritzes will be flowing, and there will be plenty of Tiramisu, B*tch!