Here's What To Expect
We are back and better than ever for year TWO of Heather McMahan’s Absolutely Knot Cruise! This legendary party sets sail from Miami to Great Stirrup Cay, Bahamas aboard Norwegian Jewel May 2-6, 2027. Expect the unhinged, expect the fabulous, expect even more fun! Oh, and did we mention... TWO POOLS!?
This ship will be packed with shows from your favorite performers, one-of-a-kind curated experiences, and yes, PLENTY of white wine to fuel the amazing times ahead! Don’t miss out on this opportunity to reconnect over the magic of Absolutely Knot at Sea.
Absolutely Not Podcast LIVE
Heather is back for another Live recording of her Absolutely Knot podcast! Grab a drink at the bar and prepare yourself for a hilariously candid experience where nothing is off-limits!
Heather McMahan Standup Shows
And now... the reason we’re all here. Each guest will receive a ticket to see Heather perform her live Comedy show in our intimate Stardust Theater! Additional ticketing information can be found here!
The Ultimate Lip Sync Battle
The ‘Mr. Worldwide’ competition truly set the bar way too high. Some might even say… global domination was achieved. We will be back for year two and will announce our newest battle theme soon!
Flip Ya Tits: The Sequel
It’s go-time…chug fast, and flip faster! Rally your crew and lock in because this competition is bound to be one you won’t want to miss. Cups flying, friends crying (tears of laughter), and your camera roll filling up with moments that will live rent-free in the group chat forever!
Manifestation Station
Get ready to manifest the life of your DREAMS, baby! We’re back with a bigger and better setup to create your vision boards - more supplies, insane amounts of magazines, and a larger space to let your creativity soar! Grab your pals and let the immaculate manifesting energy COMMENCE.
Karaoke with Your Krew
Ready to lose your voice belting out “You Oughta Know” one more time? We thought so. Time to congregate and celebrate at your favorite late-night spot where the drinks are flowing and the spotlight is glowing. Plus, you never know who might stop by to catch your performance…
Hot Girl Walk
Grab your fridge cigarette (or real one) and meet us up on the Sports Court for a gab sesh with the gals as we take an extremely chill (but slay) walk around Deck 13. Catch up on the tea from the night prior and make new friends as we bask in the sunshine, breathe in the salty sea breeze, and gaze upon those sparkling Caribbean waters.